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Post by Triumphant » 22 Dec 2009, 18:07

I don't think that's haiku
setl dei nunbrig omes gisp
tels ide ginrnub semo psig
lest ied nubring meos gsip
stel eid gninrub emos sgip

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Post by Skillbloom » 22 Dec 2009, 18:14

Jack2k wrote:Skillbloom - WTB a "Shit, that IS small" bubble on your avatar. Be proud of your own flag, bitch
haha Jack2k that was an entertaining post I enjoyed it :D But don't call us stupid if you think that swedish flag I posted is "my own" when it clearly states under my avatar that I'm from _Denmark_. Unless you are colourblind ofc, then my apologies. (or maybe you don't really deserve one seeing as you clearly didn't recognize SILVER FANG)

As for the bitch part, I'm flattered >:3



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Nightgloom wrote:Coming along just fine dear, if its me you're actually referring to here. I'm not sure who the bloom is
Maybe we applied together KLUUMEH as GloomBloom
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Post by Ogarr » 22 Dec 2009, 18:33

Ro wrote:I'm going to go and Madsenn myself. Painkillers, milk and a plastic bag, or good old razor to the wrists, how do the cool kids do it these days?
they try to kill themselves by doing heroics and shitty "raids" on 10 alts every day and hoping to induce brain aneurism that way. just observe shaira for a bit and you'll be on your way in no time.




also Jack2k is mop
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Post by Kerp » 22 Dec 2009, 19:39

Jack2k has the same IP as nopher
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Post by Alienx » 22 Dec 2009, 20:37

Jack2k wrote:that did felt better!

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Post by mop » 22 Dec 2009, 21:00

She is so hot, my ultimate fantasy is for me to meet her and tell her a knock knock joke so funny that she laughs till tears stream down her face and then she gets a sultry look in her eyes, grabs my crotch and says "you can do whatever you want to me tonight". Holy fuck would I take her up on her offer.

First up I'd give her a hot soapy enema cause theres going to be a LOT of ass stuff. I then proceed to fuck her ass (condom) press my thumbs into her quivering abdomen, pick her up and press her back into the wall getting off to the pressure from squeezing her sloshing half pregnant looking stomach into mine till she begs me to stop cause she needs to shit, as it rushes out I slap her in the face. Now we may begin

I take two jars of jam and empty them into her ass which I then fuck (no condom) stopping every few minutes for ass to mouth. I then get out the Kamu Sutra and do every fucked up position I can think of, spend ten minutes distractedly fingering her asshole and then start spanking her while wearing a pilgrim hat and angrily quoting from a Bible in my free hand(I'm not christian I just think that would be funny) before I drag her by the hair out to the trampoline in my backyard, pick her up from behind and wrap my arms under her thighs and stick it in her ass and jump bfor awhile, then turn around and stick it in her pussy and have her wrap her legs around me, start jumping till I get a good rythym going then make a huge ten foot plus jump in the air making sure to remove my cock so only an inch is in her pussy so that it SLAMS back in as I land on my ass, it is at this time that I hope she starts crying. I will then flip her over and play her ass like a bongo drum as I sing a silly African tribal gibberish song in tune to her sobs.

I will then take her out to my barn and tie her feet to two bungee cords I shall hang to the bannister and give her a push so she starts swaying and alternately slap her ass and tits as she sways by. I will then climb up the cords and position myself between her legs and drop down into her, and make Tarzan yells as we sway around the barn.

I will then untie her and take her up to the bathtub put a white t-shirt on her, fill up the tub with cold water and ice cubes put her in and furiously masturbate and take video/pictures of her shivering. (Freezing women is a Weird fetish I haven't had luck finding in porn).

Take her out to the lake and put on some scuba gear, go underwater and fuck her in all sorts of outer space positions, offering her a quick hit from my oxygen tank when she starts to claw at my body which I quickly replace with my cock.

drag her gasping to the shore and slap her repeatedly with my PENIS cause its something I've always wanted to try, play a game of risk, gagging bj, fisting, put on a tophat, kiss her hand and thank her for an enchanting evening.
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Post by Seraphex » 22 Dec 2009, 21:56

you cant say penis

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Post by Shaaira » 22 Dec 2009, 23:34

Kerp wrote:Jack2k has the same IP as nopher
nopher is too busy lvling his second druid, so he can raid ICC twice per week


also ogarr is gay

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Post by Banai » 23 Dec 2009, 00:05

such insight, bet youre a brit
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Post by Magros » 23 Dec 2009, 02:56

booooring

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Post by elzorro » 23 Dec 2009, 13:28

fags

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Post by mop » 23 Dec 2009, 23:38

Since you seem to like it when a man takes control I will take you out to the ice fishing hut in the middle of my lake, strip you naked and push you into the icehole, I will casually masturbate to your frantic struggling before pulling you out by your hair. I will continue to fap to your shivering body especially your blood engorged glistening nipples. I shall forcefully ejaculate onto you and you will frantically try to rub it all over and inside your body for warmth. I will then truly warm you up by forcefully positioning you so that your cute little ass is sticking up in the air and take a pot of melted white chocolate off the stove, stick a funnel in your ass and pour in the hole pot. The sensation of hot chocolate churning through your insides shall naturally be intense and your initial reaction will be to shit it all out, but your bodies self preservation mechanisms will force you to keep it in. The dual sensations of hot and cold will cause you to flop around like a fish.

Taking pity on you I shall tie up your Ice skates, play a Vivaldi cylinder on my antique phonograph, take you in my arms and pretend we are an ice dancing couple in the Winter Olympics. Naturally I shall have to lead since you will still be struggling to stand let alone skate. When our routine is done we will bow and blow kisses to the ecstatic crowd at which point you are likely to lose control and shit out the hot chocolate in a triumphant torrent (do not be embarrassed my lady, this was to be expected) the look of relief mixed with exhaustion on your pretty face is the stuff dreams are made of.

I will then take you back to my chalet and play Super Dodgeball on the nes as you ride a sybian. We shall then make sweet beautiful love on my bearskin rug. Alberto shall serenade us (he is blind). I am well versed in the five major erotic arts, I once travelled to India to consult with a master of the Kama Sutra and after only three days of study She bowed her head and told me there was nothing left she could teach me and we then began a 3 day tantric sex marathon in a field and when we finished we found ourselves in the shade of a cherry tree that had grown during the course of our lovemaking. Suffice it to say, your erotic needs shall be met and you will not experience "multiple orgasms" as much as a constant state of orgasmic pleasure which shall gradually crescendo into an explosion of erotic energy so overwhelming you will hear sitar music and be forced to let out a scream so loud you will be unable to speak for weeks.

On the first class flight home you will possess a look of complete contentment and a kind old lady will ask what you're so happy about, you will reply by smiling inwardly and staring wistfully out your window. She will let out a wry cackle. "Say no more dear, say no more."
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Post by Seraphex » 24 Dec 2009, 14:39

I didn't like either part.

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Post by Cryptox » 04 Jan 2010, 10:42

Wow!!!!!!!!! The moderators on this forums are sooooooooo harsh!!! STOP IT! xDD
I SUCK BLACK COCKS

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